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Limericks

Ode to the Vinedom

Born as a vine, a sprout

Touch by fae. Who? A doubt.

Forest animals amble

Into your great, bloodsucking bramble

Until you became a Sherugi breakout

An Ogre's Dinner

There once was an ogre named Rex.

He tied me down to keep me for sex.

I was salted for dinner.

Though now I'm way thinner.

I've got to say, I prefer him my ex.